Favorite Rogue Quotes
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A celebration of the profound and humorous quotes from our friends at the SGU.
Links to episode pages go straight to the relevant podcast section, where available, but not to the quote itself.
Episodes awaiting transcription are shown in red.
| Rogue | Quote | Category | Episode |
|---|---|---|---|
| Jay | [regarding neon lights] So, Steve, are you saying that the electrons rock down to Electric Avenue, and then they take it higher? | Technology | 392 |
| Bob | We'll be hearing a lot about nanotubes. | Technology | 3 |
| Steve | Basically, nothing happens [during exorcisms]. Probably, and this is just a guess, probably because there aren't really demons. Demons are not real. | Ghosts & Demons | 6 |
| Evan, Perry, Steve | E: So he thinks he's found the evidence. This wall that is off the coast of Cyprus under the water.
P: I'm convinced. E: Yeah. S: I'm silenced. P: I will be forever silent on this topic. E: There's nothing more to say. |
Humor | 9 |
| Rebecca | Jay: I have a question, what do you mean by retrovirus?
R: Means a virus from the '70s |
Humor | 67 |
| Rebecca, Steve | R: Baby, you put the dope in dopamine.
S: Something about moanin' for serotonin? |
Humor | 68 |
| Perry | Birds planning ahead? Absolutely, I mean, every time they see a monkey, they plan on getting their asses kicked. That's basically accurate. | Nature & Evolution | 83 |
| Perry | Astrology is as vacuous as the space it worships. | Pseudoscience | ref. in 109 |
| Perry | And remember, chi spelled backwards is crap! | Energy Healing | ref. in 109 |
| Perry | Yeah, I mean, dolphins and monkeys basically could play chess together; those are brilliant animals. | Nature & Evolution | ref. in 109 |
| Perry | Any monkey worth his salt would give any bird a beak flip. | Nature & Evolution | ref. in 109 |
| Perry | I think the final thing to say on this intriguing topic is that the Bernoulli effect would certainly have no impact on our monkey-bird battle because the first move of the monkey is going to be to tear those wings right off. And Bernoulli will be right out the window with the wings. Next case. | Nature & Evolution | ref. in 109 |
| Perry | The amount of years that she [Rebecca] will live longer than us because of her diet is directly proportional to the horror of her life. | Humor | ref. in 109 |
| Rebecca | R: You know who pirates' favorite scientist is?
Steve: I can't wait to hear R: Daarrrrwin! |
Humor | 165 |
| Evan | Jay: So Obama is a black lizard in the white house?
E: A blizzard. |
Humor | 338 |
| Steve | Mmmm. Dried tiger penis. | Humor | 362 |