Favorite Rogue Quotes

A celebration of the profound and humorous quotes from our friends at the SGU.

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Rogue	Quote	Category	Episode
Bob	We'll be hearing a lot about nanotubes.	Technology	ref. in 3
Steve	Basically, nothing happens. Probably, and this is just a guess, probably because there aren't really demons. Demons are not real.	Ghosts & Demons‏‎	6
Rebecca	Jay: I have a question, what do you mean by retrovirus? R: Means a virus from the '70s	Humor	67
Perry	Birds planning ahead? Absolutely, I mean, every time they see a monkey, they plan on getting their asses kicked. That's basically accurate.	Nature & Evolution	83
Perry	Astrology is as vacuous as the space it worships.	Pseudoscience	ref. in 109
Perry	And remember, chi spelled backwards is crap!	Energy Healing	ref. in 109
Perry	Yeah, I mean, dolphins and monkeys basically could play chess together; those are brilliant animals.	Nature & Evolution	ref. in 109
Perry	Any monkey worth his salt would give any bird a beak flip.	Nature & Evolution	ref. in 109
Perry	I think the final thing to say on this intriguing topic is that the Bernoulli effect would certainly have no impact on our monkey-bird battle because the first move of the monkey is going to be to tear those wings right off. And Bernoulli will be right out the window with the wings. Next case.	Nature & Evolution	ref. in 109
Perry	The amount of years that she [Rebecca] will live longer than us because of her diet is directly proportional to the horror of her life.	Humor	ref. in 109
Rebecca	R: You know who pirates' favorite scientist is? Steve: I can't wait to hear R: Daarrrrwin!	Humor	165
Evan	J: So Obama is a black lizard in the white house? E: A blizzard.	Humor	338